Corwin is a descendant from a nomadic tribe of Dutch gypsies. He harnesses the power of a royal magician to produce works of erotic art and landscapes. Traveling only by noble steed he goes to and fro across the country side. If you listen on a calm winters eve you can hear the wooden shoe wearing footsteps of his people dancing around a tulip field.

Actually he’s just a 22 year old dork that takes pictures of naked ladies, and likes camping.

Amy grew up in Southern Lands, wrestling alligators and other horned beasts like the hardened Valkyrie
she is. Currently residing in the Middle Kingdom she runs Vaunt Designs & channels the world’s unnatural fury to make fine rubbers, textiles, and headgear. She is feminine, fetishistic, occasionally funny, and sometimes graces the interwebs with her most glorious vagina.

That is 100% pure fucking fact.