It sounds like every guys dream, think of the possibilities
But getting to the title takes a much longer odder route than one would expect, or maybe coming from me something you will come to fully expect.
I'd been planning a shoot with this contortionist girl for a long time, she could bend in some seriously impressively painful looking ways. A second year in college I was just starting to get my work to a point that it was starting to come into its own, and i was starting to explore all sorts of new stuff. I had a wrinkly egg found in one of my cartons, and the girl that i was going to ask to bend around it in the abandoned apartment nextdoor to mine.
things seemed to be going my way
but on her way out she ran into a lot of automotive problems and after being nearly 6 hours late for the shoot the bike finally broke down 20 minutes from my apartment. I went and got her and brought her back to the place we were going to shoot. We talked about the shoot and she threw on a robe in the bathroom while i went over to the apartment and set some stuff up.
She came over after me and disrobed, finally ready to start shooting, but something i had not counted on was the penis dangling from where i thought her vagina should be. My mind came to a dead stop as she walked over to start posing. It is not as though i'm a conservative person part of me had always wanted the opportunity to shoot people of all different types of sexual orrientations, genders, what have you...it was just the shock of not knowing what was about to happen

its moments like this i'm sure where life truly feels like a movie...as surreal as the first time you fuck that is the same odd "i can't believe this is happening" feeling as the moment a women removes her cloths to reveal a penis
so i did the only thing i could think to do...shoot around it and not say anything, and that is pretty much how it went, i shot her contorting around the egg like we'd talked as best i could while not a word of the penis was mentioned once.

the shoot ended rather abruptly though with the death of the egg and i drove her back to her motorcycle, which then failed to start
so once again i did the only thing i could think of, let her spend the night at my place crashing on the floor. just another day
i think the egg is ridiculously weird though, did you get a look at that thing?