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Kelley - Dinner w/ Burnt Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Tomato Soup, Salt & Pepper, Milk, Coors, Matches & an Overflowing Ashtray Next to a String of Black Cat Firecrackers

Kelley - Dinner w/ Burnt Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Tomato Soup, Salt & Pepper, Milk, Coors, Matches & an Overflowing Ashtray Next to a String of Black Cat Firecrackers

 

Jen - Dinner w/ Chopsticks, Udon, a Peach, a Pear, Sake, Water in a Wine Glass, a Rectangular Plate of Sushi, Take Out Soy Sauce, Four Fortune Cookies & Wallpaper w/ Graphics Including Hello Kitty, The Japanese Flag Sun Spot Dealie...

Jen - Dinner w/ Chopsticks, Udon, a Peach, a Pear, Sake, Water in a Wine Glass, a Rectangular Plate of Sushi, Take Out Soy Sauce, Four Fortune Cookies & Wallpaper w/ Graphics Including Hello Kitty, The Japanese Flag Sun Spot Dealie, a Tiny Car & Two Dudes Apparently Doing Judo

 

Rose Pistola - Dinner w/ Peppermint, Rum & Strawberry Flavored Boozes; a Banana Split, a Raspberry Jammed Bagel, Little Red Pills, a Rose & a Pretty Big Strap-on

Rose Pistola - Dinner w/ Peppermint, Rum & Strawberry Flavored Boozes; a Banana Split, a Raspberry Jammed Bagel, Little Red Pills, a Rose & a Pretty Big Strap-on


Abdominally Balances Unlabeled Chocolate Milk & Rests Her Head Between a KFC Combo Meal & a Banana in a 12

Jenny - Abdominally Balances Unlabeled Chocolate Milk & Rests Her Head Between a KFC Combo Meal & a Banana in a 12" Woofer While & Reclining on The Hood of a Baby Blue '67 Pontiac GTO Occupied By a Fox, Hen, Backseat Chimp & a Rooster Behind The Wheel as a Calf Lays in The Middle of The Street.

Crystal - Abdominally Balances Upside Down Cross Skewered Pork Between Alien Parts on Portraits of Ryan Seacrest & Yves Saint Laurent on a Teal Corvair w/ Wax Tom Cruise & Sean Connery Inspectors, an Owl on an Engine, an English Mastiff, a Toppled...

Crystal - Abdominally Balances Upside Down Cross Skewered Pork Between Alien Parts on Portraits of Ryan Seacrest & Yves Saint Laurent on a Teal Corvair w/ Wax Tom Cruise & Sean Connery Inspectors, an Owl on an Engine, an English Mastiff, a Toppled Statue of Liberty & 6 Tiny Taj Mahals on the Dash & an N SYNC Non-Disclosure Agreement Signed By George Bush & Ben Franklin

 


Cristina - Sits M Style with a Nascar Bong on a Peacock Throne Under a Vintage HiFi Behind a Huge Bag of Weed & Mis-Mascotted Crunch Berries Between 3 Masks, a Wooden Owl, Maps of Arkanas & Kansas & Portraits of Isaac Newton as a Stoner &...
Cristina - Sits M Style with a Nascar Bong
on a Peacock Throne Under a Vintage HiFi
Behind a Huge Bag of Weed
& Mis-Mascotted Crunch Berries
Between 3 Masks, a Wooden Owl,
Maps of Arkanas & Kansas
& Portraits of Isaac Newton as a Stoner
& Ricardo Montalbon as an Ass
 
 
Melinda - Sits M Style Under Crossed Uzis in The Trunk of Her Blue Car Bearing California Mexico Vanity Plates & Free Weezy & In-n-Out Stickers Behind a Nintendo DS as a Quartet of Ducks Flap About, Wax David Bowie Checks His Pockets & an Elephant...
Melinda - Sits M Style Under Crossed Uzis in The Trunk
of Her Blue Car Bearing California Mexico Vanity Plates
& Free Weezy & In-n-Out Stickers Behind a Nintendo DS
as a Quartet of Ducks Flap About,
Wax David Bowie Checks His Pockets
& an Elephant Stands Behind an Acme Fence

Errol - Victory Poses in Red Pumps & Underoos Under a Velvet Curtained Edwardian Arch, In Front of a Condiment Table, Between 2 Boar Heads, 2 Pillars & 4 Boobs Behind His Baloney Sandwich, Pink Lemonade & Service Bell

Errol - Victory Poses in Red Pumps & Underoos Under a Velvet Curtained Edwardian Arch, In Front of a Condiment Table, Between 2 Boar Heads, 2 Pillars & 4 Boobs Behind His Baloney Sandwich, Pink Lemonade & Service Bell

  

Nicky - Has a Big Bowl of Fruity Pebbles on a Disco Ball Encircled By his Favorite Shoes, Posters, Beauty Products & Cereals in The Business Corner of His Bedroom at His Mom's House

Nicky - Has a Big Bowl of Fruity Pebbles on a Disco Ball Encircled By his Favorite Shoes, Posters, Beauty Products & Cereals in The Business Corner of His Bedroom at His Mom's House

 

Benjamin - Enjoys a Bottle of Merlot Between Two Wasted Teddy Bears While Pretend Surfing on a Sea of Wine Corks Under His Kitchen Table Full of Snacks, Condiments & Tiny Pets

Benjamin - Enjoys a Bottle of Merlot Between Two Wasted Teddy Bears While Pretend Surfing on a Sea of Wine Corks Under His Kitchen Table Full of Snacks, Condiments & Tiny Pets

 

 Dexter - Poses in Tighties on a Round Chair In His Living Room With a Collection of Boots & His Weights While Turbo Re-Fluffs & Ignores a Nice Big Mac & Fries Served on a Plate

Dexter - Poses in Tighties on a Round Chair In His Living Room With a Collection of Boots & His Weights While Turbo Re-Fluffs & Ignores a Nice Big Mac & Fries Served on a Plate

 

 Terry - Poses One Sleeved Arms Out w/ Love Horns, in Front of a Yellow Dresser in His Bedroom w/ a Spread of Supplements, Tarot Cards, a Juicer, Tucked Kale & Various Other Tools of The Trade

Terry - Poses One Sleeved Arms Out w/ Love Horns, in Front of a Yellow Dresser in His Bedroom w/ a Spread of Supplements, Tarot Cards, a Juicer, Tucked Kale & Various Other Tools of The Trade

 

 Mani - Kneels Over Some Koofteh & Kebabs at The Foot of His Porny, Lotioney Bed in Front of a Wall with Portraits of His Parents, Freddie Mercury as Medusa, The Ayatollahs as American Gothic & Various Fashion Magazine Clippings Between...

Mani - Kneels Over Some Koofteh & Kebabs at The Foot of His Porny, Lotioney Bed in Front of a Wall with Portraits of His Parents, Freddie Mercury as Medusa, The Ayatollahs as American Gothic & Various Fashion Magazine Clippings Between 2 Bombay Night Stands w/ Matching Cyrus Cylinders & Windows w/ a Poked In Camel Head & a Persian Flag Above a can of Oil on the Sill

 

 


... an Emerging Ceramic White Elephant Lauren - Demonstrates The One Finger Refrigerator Snake Release Method In Her Kitchen w/ a Lambchop Sporting Augered Water Buffalo, Lounging Oven Raccoons, a Pot Bathing Hen, Uranus Above The Cabinets, A Search Warrant & an Assault Rifle Indicating...

So a few days ago the world blew up in a town near me called San Burno, I mean Bruno. Of course I was an ass and tweeted the following:

"I can't remember if I shut off the gas BBQ in my friends back yard in San Bruno. I'm sure everything is OK."

Minutes later a tweeter called njudah went bananas:

njudah: Another Stern DICK! RT @merkley: I can't remember if I shut off the gas BBQ in my friends back yard in San Bruno. I'm sure everything is OK.

 njudah: wanna find a class act? find @merkley making jokes about a deadly fire the night of. Send him a message for his shitheadedness!

njudah: @merkley You are really an asshole aren't you? making jokes about my friends in San Bruno? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

njudah: Hey everyone, @merkley is the same kind of guy who made jokes about 9/11. He thinks he's clever making tasteless jokes this close to tragedy

njudah: @remid0d0s0 Fuck him and fuck his bullshit. Hope he rots in Hell. He is the definition of a leftist dickwad

njudah: Hey wanna make a difference? First, give blood and help the relief effort. then tell @merkley what an asshole he is for making fun of us

njudah: @kinnaree I know. But fuck him and fuck his bullshit. Time for some Ezekiel 25:17 on his fascist ass.

njudah: To all my San Bruno friends: this worthless asshole thinks your suffering is worth a joke:

njudah: The question remains: who will call @merkley on his shit? Will @violetblue ? someone with actual morals?

njudah: @djbtv I want to destroy him

njudah: Look people I love you all back but we have to call Howard Stern and this Merkley douche accountable. No quarter!

njudah: @violetblue I'm horrified at your buddy "Merkley's" jokes about the San Bruno disaster. I know you're a good person. WTF????

njudah: Things I plan on doing: When @merkley 's family is consumed in a holocaust I will buy flowers. B/C unlike @merkley I'm not a douche.

njudah: @merkley Hey ASSHOLE. You're on my list. Your jokes aren't "hipster cool shit". Youre just a worthless asshole. NEVER cross my path SHIT!

njudah: @toddx Plenty of assholes have lots of followers. Didn't Stalin too? Fuck you fucker.

njudah: @one9 it was over the line and classist and asshole-ish. My friends' families are in that shit. Hope he dies soon!

njudah: imagine a bad joke during 9/11 or the Loma Prieta quake. That's @Merkley the douche

 

then i wrote him an email:

you know what? there is a lot of love in a joke. humorists care. part of humor is dealing with grief. i would be honored for you or anyone else to tell jokes upon my demise and if you're up to it, i would even appreciate a dance upon my grave. i'm obviously sorry for everyone's losses and i'm hoping they'll all be able to force in a weak smile in the face of it all, after all, thats what life is about.

and btw, i shook rudy guiliani's hand ten minutes before i stood ten feet away from him as he appeared on saturday night live on its first return after 9/11 and the whole time i was thinking: thats the right thing to do.

and yeah, i was making hella jokes about 9/11. ALL HUMORISTS AND ABSURDISTS WERE. it's our job.

all the best.

merkley???

 

Then he continued:

njudah: Guess what? @merkley just sent me email saying that jokes about 9/11 are ok and he says he laughs at you in San Bruno. Troll 4 life I guess.

njudah: @merkley fuck you, troll bait mother fucker!

njudah: @merkley you think you're so fucking out there but instead you're just South Park with veneer of pretense. DENIED, FUCKWAD

njudah: blocking @merkley for being a fucking thug. DENIED, jerk!

Then he wrote me this email:

you declared class war on me , and my friends who died there. you also declared war on me, who saw firsthand my friends dying at the world trade center during 9/11. and for me this isn't cynical bullshit, when people die, for me it hurts. HA HA it's San Bruno HA HA it's working class not some asshole like you who takes pictures orwhatever. for YOU it's a big fucking goddamned joke. for me these are people. you hurt me and you laugh about it? fine. I can laugh back when you cross me and I'll fucking make you feel what I feel.. I hate it. But your lack of empathy elevates mine, you FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Then I wrote him an email:

sir, there is no class warfare here at all. i understand empathy, i'm a very empathetic person. i am surrounded by people who love me because i make bad times fun. i'm sorry that you didn't enjoy my joke in which i made myself look like a total idiot, essentially taking blame for a disaster, but i certainly meant no harm, i'd never intentionally hurt a person for any reason, i despise cruelty but i vehemently defend humor and laughter as a way to deal with tragedy.

911 wasnt a joke, fires are not jokes, cancer isn't a joke, but we MAKE jokes to deal with such things. its an amazing evolutionary phenomenon for which most people, fortunately, are rather grateful.

while it's not fun thinking that i have upset you so, there is really not much i can do but say that i hope somewhere through this whole journey you will be able to find the lightness in things and create happiness for those around you.

again,

all the best

merkley???

Anyway, I suppose the really IMPORTANT question is: Were any "holy books" burned in San Bruno? Because that would be REALLY AWFUL! Yall still awake?


Rachael -  Poses w/ a Goat, a Controller Bearing Monkey & an Anaconda In Her Garage w/ a Brass Skull, Five Bucks, a Ham & Cheese Sandwich, a Pistol, Ziploced Vegetables, a Lamp & Fake Aged Jeans as Elitist Aerosol is Sprayed Into The Scene />

 

 

 I always liked the words: "hiatus" & "sabbatical" because they sound so important, so I took one, no, I took BOTH.

 

FOR A WHOLE YEARI

That's right, it's been one year since I posted new pictures here on flamgo... wait, that's not what it's called,, ummm flogl? flleenkie? no, FLNGS! HI FLNGS! I MISSED YOU MORE THAN A DOG MISSES HIS BALLS! (tennis) So yeah, The hiatusabattical is OVER and now I'm back to work -- err, I mean I'm back to being a full blown internet retard photoshopping and oversaturating and otherwise taking concepts of taste and grace to new lows. Okaay, I can hear your moans of disproval and they make me soooo happy! Now come give me a hug, or a burrito.... preferably a burrito.  

Btw, next time you are planning a long dump, show some class and call it a hiatus. 


FLNGS needs a little gay

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Nicky - Has a Big Bowl of Fruity Pebbles on a Disco Ball Encircled By his Favorite Shoes, Posters, Beauty Products & Cereals in The Business Corner of His Bedroom at His Mom's House
 
 

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